March 2012
0 posts
February 2012
24 posts
This is a Robert Pattinson appreciation post. I...
whitemikeyay:
imdatingdracula:
presumably-ukrainian:
fireplacegirl10:
I have earned all my respect to this guy.
Robert Pattinson, you perfect being.
I see you homie
snakelinksonic:
this sour watermelon jolly rancher..
January 2012
26 posts
Conversation I heard in the club.
Shy Guy: Hey there..
Random Guy: Hey what's up?
Shy Guy: Nothing much, just wanted to say you are really cute.
Random Guy: Thanks dude!
Shy Guy: So, are you here with anyone?
Random Guy: Yeah, my girlfriend just went to the washroom.
Shy Guy: Oh God, I'm sorry, didn't know you were straight.
Random Guy: That's alright it's cool.
Shy Guy: You don't mind me calling you cute?
Random Guy: A compliment is a compliment no matter who it comes from.
What if Kidz Bop did a version to "Niggas in...
tusk-and-temperr:
amandalynneeee:
dirtyluxury:
What’s Oodle, my Noodle? What’s Toaster, my Strudel? What’s drawing, my doodle? What’s that puppy, a poodle?
HAHAAHHAHAH OMG
DEAD.